Listening to: The Diane Rehm Show
Reading: The 100 Greatest Looney Tunes Cartoons
Watching: Futurama - 3ACV17 "A Pharaoh to Remember"
In January and February, nobody shops at Walmart.
Because nobody shops at Walmart, the store can't afford to have its usual amount of employees on the clock.
Because the store can't afford to have its usual amount of employees on the clock, the employees have to work less.
Because the employees have to work less, they earn less money.
Because they earn less money, they can barely afford things like rent for their new apartments.
Because they can barely afford things like rent for their new apartments, they can't afford an Internet connection at all.
Because they can't afford an Internet connection at all, they can only use the Internet sporadically by visiting the community college computer lab.
So in conclusion, until approximately March or April, I'm going to be around DA much less frequently. I'm going to buy a flash drive and transfer my files from my home computer to the lab, so the commissions I still owe everyone won't take that long to show up. But I can't be here every day, and I know it's inconvenient to have to wait, so again, I offer my sincerest apologies for keeping everyone dangling for so long.