This is a group of characters from "Forever 16" that I hadn't yet properly introduced - the Duquense family, the Maxwell's obnoxious next-door neighbors. Left to right:
- Patricia, the stuck-up matriarch of the family, does absolutely nothing with her free time aside from belittling Tina for being part of a family that makes less money than hers does.
- Brad, the egocentric father, pulls down about $850,000 a year and spends most of it on things like the inground swimming pool or the family Hummer.
- Kevin and Lindsay are 16 and 14, respectively, just like Joel and Katy, but being the spoiled jerks that they are, they have very little patience for anybody other than themselves. When the Duquenses first moved to Minnesota in 1990, Joel (still seeking a girlfriend at the time) asked Lindsay what she was doing on Friday night, to which she coldly responded "Hanging out not with you."
Not pictured are the sextuplets, which Patricia gave birth to in late 1997 (in a story parodying the birth of Kenny and Bobbi McCaughey's septuplets around the same time), and whom she later exploited in a 2009 story where she tries to replace the titular couple on "Jon and Kate Plus Eight".