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F16 - McWorld Politics P3 by jbwarner86 F16 - McWorld Politics P3 by jbwarner86
This page of Forever 16 is brought to you by McDonald’s! You deserve a break today…but your colon deserves something better.

When I was a kid, I was fascinated with fast food restaurants. (I was also fascinated with Goosebumps books and Pogs, so obviously my standards for greatness weren’t that high.) I saw the local McDonald’s as this amazing mecca where the food came with free toys, there was a huge playground on the premises, and the ketchup came out of this cool little pump like they’d tapped a goddamn underground condiment well. Everything was custom-built to distract me from the fact that the burgers tasted like Styrofoam and elephant skin.
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bmann0413 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014  Hobbyist
Wait, it's NOT being pumped from an underground condiment well?! EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIEEEEEEE! :P
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RebeccaAnzu Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014
Well he has an attitude.

And wow, you have the copyright to use McDonalds-name and look for a comic?

Tough way. Or McDonalds don't care about this. ehhhhhhhmmm.........forget it, right?!
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FrijolesGirl Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Professional Artist
Haha, I had a co-worker like that! It was so fun watching him talk to the boss and customers, and it was so hard not to laugh. :D
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Kinggigasmon Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's like he came out of a factory.
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writemaster93 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Mr. Johannsen seems like a real nice guy.
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torquesmacky Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014
He sounded like JackMcBrayer in my head. I half-expected him to whip out a magic hammer and say "I can fix it!"
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Jose-Ramiro Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014
Heh, now he went a bit too far.
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Zerozero204 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014
McDonalds?! As in using the name, not some ertszat McShakes, MickyBurger, McDs? I'm almost afraid the Other Shoe will involve a fried-duck based menu.
At least Joel's got the corportate patter down. "Be friendly, happy, and upbeat in all things. So that way it'll take longer for them to catch on that you're lousy at your job."
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PlummyPress Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014  Student Filmographer
Pogs! Bwaahahahaha! During my 5 year sentence I served working at McDonald's, at one point there was a Power Rangers Pogs Happy Meal. After it ran it's course, I got to take home an ENTIRE unused case of Power Rangers Pogs. Ooooh, good times.
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Carsist Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014  Professional Interface Designer
. . . . .. . what does elephant skin even taste like?
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