That's Joel, he's the main character of Forever 16. You can't tell the coiner of the phrase "An Hero", because he's dead. An hero is someone who posts about committing suicide, and then does it. Any channers who find the declaration must answer by default say "do it faggot".
He'll bounce OVER the pool and land in the bushes on top of something else (lawnmower, plastic pink flamingo, etc.) where he'll break not only his arm (making it impossible to play bass) but also destroy something else that his dad prizes... like that GORGEOUS pink flamingo. (OR the anti-climactic parent seeing him and stopping him before anything happens)
Place your bets, people! We have a 3/1 chance of a broken arm, and a 5/1 chance of a broken leg! 7/1 chance of one of each limb broken, and a 10/1 chance of him being in a full body cast! Roll up folks!