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Race For Your Life, Vanellope Von Schweetz - Ch7A meeting was held in Candy Hollow in the hours before Litwak's opened that day, and it was decided that the election would be conducted on Friday morning. Taffyta wanted it to happen immediately, but Ralph, Felix, and Calhoun had argued to give Vanellope the rest of the week to campaign. (The motion was nearly vetoed, but Ralph needed only to discreetly flex his powerful arms and pound his fist into his palm to convince any contrary voters.) This gave her three days to sway the residents of Sugar Rush back to her side.

Unfortunately, this was much easier said than done. Taffyta's words had filled the other racers with a kind of mob-like pas
Race For Your Life, Vanellope Von Schweetz - Ch6By the time the four of them got back to the starting line, everyone else had already left, but the totals still displayed on the board. Much to Vanellope's dismay, Taffyta had pulled out another first-place victory, beating Snowanna by just three-tenths of a second. And of course, Vanellope herself had been disqualified.

Vanellope had requested that Felix not repair her car – she wanted to keep her broken brake line intact as evidence. With no working brakes, Ralph had to sit on the back of Vanellope's car and propel it back to Candy Hollow with his hands. Calhoun and Felix followed close behind on the hoverboard. All the way, Vanellope sat
Race For Your Life, Vanellope Von Schweetz - Ch5A chill hung in the air, as it always did in the northern part of Sugar Rush. Mount Soft-Serve was the coldest place in the game, not to mention home to two of the most treacherous tracks – Adorabeezle Winterpop's, which ran up the summit and behind a massive chocolate syrup waterfall, and Snowanna Rainbeau's, which curved around the base and was lined with huge mounds of flavored ice.

It was Snowanna's track that played home to the placement race tonight, and once again, fifteen racers readied their cars at the starting line, shivering even though their racing jackets were all zipped up to their chins. But Vanellope didn't pay any mind to
Race For Your Life, Vanellope Von Schweetz - Ch4"Well, look on the bright side, Ms. President," Sour Bill droned. "At least this gives you an opportunity to really catch up on matters of national diplomacy."

Vanellope slumped in her throne, thumbing through a huge folder full of some inane new parking law she was supposed to be considering. "Yeah, thanks, Bill," she muttered. "That makes me feel all better."

Litwak's Arcade was open for business again, and Vanellope was stuck in her castle, still stewing over her wipeout while Taffyta raced around the candy-coated countryside. The scene kept playing over and over in her mind, no matter how much she tried to make herself forget about it
Race For Your Life, Vanellope Von Schweetz - Ch3The air was thick with the hungry roar of over a dozen motors. The stands were packed to the brim with candied spectators. The signal light glowed burning red, taunting the drivers below as it threatened to turn green at any second.

Since being restored to power, Vanellope had signed a new law decreeing that the nightly placement races were to be held on a different track every night, to keep the drivers on their toes. Each terrain presented different challenges, from Gloyd Orangeboar's overgrown pumpkin patch to Snowanna Rainbeau's snow-coated slip-and-slide to Minty Zaki's lush, verdant garden. Tonight, the racers of Sugar Rush were about

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Yeah, it should be pretty obvious by now what (or who) this week's story is a parody of.
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~Symbionia Apr 20, 2011
I wonder when Kevin'll play "Uncle Sleezy" on "Bringing Up Chunky"?
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*AlexKuro Mar 24, 2011
Somebody give Kevin a swift kick to the jewels, and soon.
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*Jose-Ramiro Mar 23, 2011
The gals look ready to jump through a window to escape this moron.
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*LDLAWRENCE Mar 23, 2011
:iconcharliesheenplz: :lol:
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*cresent34 Mar 23, 2011
Please tell me he's gonna take a fall.
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~BoomerBOmb Mar 23, 2011
So, is he also a Vatican assassin?
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~unicorn-catcher Mar 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Will the real Charlie Sheen please stand up! LOL!
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~sahyr90 Mar 23, 2011
man i hate those guys
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~Viper-X27 Mar 23, 2011
That guy needs a fist in the face.

Somebody please give it to him.
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~spleen2 Mar 23, 2011
Winner Winner Sheen Dinner.
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